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Tiger and Santa Claus - 12-09-2009, 12:06 PM
from Jay Leno last night

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"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause ?"

"Santa Claus stopped at three HO's !"
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12-09-2009, 12:33 PM
OK...so why did Tiger hit both a tree and a fire hydrant?

He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.!
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12-10-2009, 08:02 AM
Q: What is the difference between a golf ball and a car?
A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

Q: What does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?
A: They are both clubbed by Norwegians

Q: Did you know that Tiger Woods owns a lot of expensive cars...
A: It's true, and now he has a hole in one

Q: What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband?
A: A bitchin wedge.

Point: It has now been proven that Elin Woods is the only person on
earth that can beat Tiger with a golf club.

Point: Word that Elin Woods was using a 3 iron as a “Rescue Club” now
has been proved to be untrue
She was actually trying to knock the s*** out of a Driver

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Q: What is the difference between a golf ball and a car?
A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

Q: What does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?
A: They are both clubbed by Norwegians

Q: Did you know that Tiger Woods owns a lot of expensive cars...
A: It's true, and now he has a hole in one

Q: What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband?
A: A bitchin wedge.

Point: It has now been proven that Elin Woods is the only person on
earth that can beat Tiger with a golf club.

Point: Word that Elin Woods was using a 3 iron as a “Rescue Club” now
has been proved to be untrue
She was actually trying to knock the s*** out of a Driver

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How does Tiger's love life imitate his daily golf game?

His goal is to play 18 holes before sunset.

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